I have to admit to a little bit of self-gratifying hyperbole for the title of this post. Honestly, I have no idea if this is even remotely true, and this is totally based on today's article from the Daily Mail.
Tabloid stories like this are not usually my cup of tea. I find it funny how one picture can start a whirlwind of rumors, noise or whatever. Maybe it's true. But just because a guy walks out of his house without his wedding ring, doesn't mean he's divorced. It simply means he walked out of his house without his wedding ring.
Case in point, my wife and I recently traveled to Turks & Caicos, which we loved BTW. I managed to lose my wedding ring in the beautiful white sandy beaches of Grace Bay within the first few hours (I partially blame the rum punches floated with extra rum which I started on before I even unpacked my luggage). So I walked around the entire rest of the vacation without my wedding ring (as an aside, my wife would occasionally not wear hers to match my non-ring wearing status, thinking it would potentially send a bad message or other times to punish me on some level). It didn't mean I wasn't married, or even not in love with my wife. I'm just an absent-minded bonehead - which is a trait I possibly share with Kris Humphries.
Hey, at least I might have something in common with a young, good-looking, talented, rich, pro basketball player...besides of course a beautiful wife!